A letter to my haters

1 Mar

Dear representatives of the species hater or misantropist,

I know that it’s hard to get familiar with my eye make up creations. They are either bizarre or too loud. Actually, it’s a matter of taste if you love or hate them. I don’t expect all people to enjoy them. No way! What a surprise!I’m still realistic. This is the main reason why I don’t do youtube videos though I have a porn cam now, by the way. I want my peace and I want it now and in the future. But you damn anonymous cowards (to the “special” coward: YOU are from New York/ U.S.A. Your IP-addy cpe-74-73-164-206.nyc.res.rr.com told me that. Woooow!) that are used to search for victims that don’t fit your “the superman scheme” always destroy the state of harmony and peace for some seconds.

You know what? You can’t hurt me by saying that I’m a fun face painter (it was my first face paint, you moron! I mainly paint my eyelids.) and no make-up artist. Well, I’ve mentioned that make up is my hobby. I don’t earn money with it. I also have a life beside this blog. You just have to read the ABOUT section but some people are too clever to read. They are born in enlightenment. They are gods and tells us what we have to do. Oh, I’m so pleased that such false gods talk to me. I must be a prophet then. 🙂 

Why haven’t I started to slit my wrists?  It’s just because I don’t take comments with impolite formulations about my outward appearance and taste too seriously. I pay attention to educated people who can talk to me on the same intellectual level. If you’re one of the primates, you’ve lost in my game. Have you cretins forgotten that it’s my blog? My blog, my game! So it’s none of your business. I absolutely appreciate constructive criticism of my lovely readers with good intentions and without text blindness. It doesn’t mean that I follow it blindly as I’m no puppet on a string.  Honestly, I can live with the fact that some of the ladies out there have other opinions on issues, which is normal. 

But what the heck do I have to think about the hater Gestapo’s bashing comments which say that I wear ageing make up (are you blind? Do you need some glasses?) or (sorry, I have to quote this mental crap) “Your doodles make your face look dirty and your beauty make up is all color schemes dreamed up by someone whose never seen the outside of a sewer”?  Shall I commit suicide? Shall I cry for 2 years and maybe get an entry in the Guiness Book of Records? Shall I applaud and dance naked in the rain?  

The only thing I can do is to delete such comments (frankly speaking, I enjoyed the process of deleting them) while laughing at their writers.


You see, I don’t take you seriously. You are weak and stupid unpersons with a wrong self-perception. Live with the truth that you aren’t superior. Start to become worthwile human beings instead! Get yourself a life! Read books and feed your brain. Learn how to behave! Do charitable work in your neighborhood or poor countries. Smile at strangers! Be positive!  

The fact is that you can’t intimidate me. I’m no victim. Therefore, I keep my passion for drugstore make up and I continue my mission, namely meeting fabulous ladies sharing the make up addiction.

Thanks for your attention, dear haters, but believe me, I don’t need you and your nonsense! 

Regards, Mylanqolia 

Auf Deutsch: Hallo Ihr Lieben! Dies ist ein Brief an meine englischsprachigen Hasser, den ich nicht übersetzen möchte. Ich habe bereits etwas Ähnliches meinen deutschsprachigen Opponenten gewidmet. Siehe dazu:



15 Responses to “A letter to my haters”

  1. Maggie Makeup Addict March 1, 2010 at 8:20 am #

    You gorgeous lady! And this time I’m speaking of your intellect. I love this post!
    I feel the same way about haters, though sometimes it does make me sad: what in the world happened to these people making them so evil and bitter?
    I don’t know, and I never listen to them. Why should I? But yes, someone’s gotta teach them some manners! ;D

  2. Helena March 1, 2010 at 9:52 am #

    You have haters? No way! Ah, some people just can’t cope with other’s differences!

  3. Tamara March 1, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Don’t mind the haters! They aren’t worth your time girl!!

  4. Gejba March 1, 2010 at 12:10 pm #

    I need rolling eye simile.
    Some people really should not write comments if they don’t have something constructive to say. Or at least be civil.

  5. kim schiffeleers March 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm #

    Right said dear!! If they don’t like your skills then they just need to stay away and shut up!!
    I had haters aswell….and screw them!!! You have enough people that do like your work!!!


  6. Sam March 1, 2010 at 11:14 pm #

    ich weiß es ist immer schwierig, aber…don’t give a damn!

  7. Sam March 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm #

    ^^ ach und ich finde den blogtitel unpassend, der ist auch neu oder?
    massacre ist es sicher nicht!!! es ist individuell und kreativ, nicht alltagstauglich, aber schön anzusehen!
    mach dich dadurch doch nicht klein bzw. rechtfertige dich nicht gleich für etwas, dass du nicht musst!

  8. DivaShop March 2, 2010 at 5:06 am #

    Some people are just mean bullies simply in a hollow attempt to make themselves feel better. I applaud you for your confidence & your determination not to be intimidated, since their are plenty of us who love your work!

  9. gio March 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm #

    I’m sorry that you have to put up with such nasty comments. Ignore the haters, they’re just pathetic and jealous people that are trying to make themselves feel better by bringing others down. There are lots of people who like your work. Your looks are always so original, creative and beautiful.

  10. mylanqolia March 2, 2010 at 9:37 pm #

    @ Maggie: Thanks, dear! You’re absolutely right. It’s sad to see people behaving like this. I don’t know what’s so freaking attractive about bullying but I guess it’s the feeling of power. But power is such a ridiculous thing. If we deal with history we always see that people don’t want to be at the mercy of human beings with cruel intentions. The best example is the French Revolution. Well, haters seem to forget it. 🙂 Excuse the preaching or teaching undertone but it’s caused by my age. 😉 I don’t think that haters will learn from my letter but I wanted to show them that there are alternative ways of social life.

    @ Helena: Yup, unfortunately, I have some but fortunately, I don’t have to be cofronted with them daily. 🙂

    @ Tamara: Thanks, hon! 10 points to you for your very wise words. I hope my haters read it. 🙂

    @Gejba: Word! They should not do so but some bad demons in their minds tell them to behave nasty anyway. 🙂

    @ Kim: Awwww, thanks so much, sweetie! I’ll ignore them and their pathological utterances in the future – promise! :-*

    @ Sam: Du hast vollkommen recht. Ignoranz ist die beste Methode. Allerdings birgt das wiederum die Gefahr, dass sich manche Unpersonen bzw. potentielle Patienten eines armen Psychotherapeuten dadurch noch mehr herausgefordert fühlen. Sie könnten das Schweigen als Bestätigung ihres Machtgebahrens interpretieren, was ich nun in keinster Weise unterstützen möchte. Wer weiß, wozu diese Wesen im schlimmsten Fall fähig sind… Amoklauf? 😉 Du hast mich übrigens zum Schmunzeln gebracht. Der Blogtitel ist keineswegs neu, sondern seit Anbeginn des Blogs ein fetser Bestandteil. Schließlich ähneln meine anfänglichen AMUs eher Massakern als ernstzunehmende Auswüchsen meiner Kreativität. Mittlerweile mag er zwar nicht mehr kompatibel sein, doch ändern werde ich nichts mehr dran. Ehrlich gesagt, mag ich Alliterationen, deswegen wird das Massaker nicht geopfert bzw. ausgetauscht. Mir schwebt sowieso keine passende Alternative vor. Vielleicht “Mylanqolia’s Make up Melange”? Hört sich blöd an. Ob es an der Zeit für eine Umfrage ist? 😉

    @ Gloria: Yeah, you’re absolutely right! But hon, you don’t have to applaud as we all have to show those idiots their limits. Maybe it’s time for a manual for beauty bloggers or youtubers. We against them, you know. Our clever arguments against their stupid jabbering. 😉

    @ Gio: Thanks, love! I really appreciate you words. I intend to ignore them now as I have to focus on the really important people now. That’s the best thing I can do. 🙂

    And again: A huge THANKS to you all you for saying the truth and for cheering me up!

  11. Andreia March 2, 2010 at 9:57 pm #

    Arg, I didn’t know you had haters, that’s so immature and unfair because your work is art =| But there’s always people who doesn’t have the talent and have too much time on their empty heads to start flaming others.
    You have a lot of followers and we all like what you do 🙂

  12. Sanna March 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm #

    What Andreia said! You know, last year I was picked as a bad example for a makeup-bog by an anonymous hate-blogger and it really hurt me and I wrote a response for this person and the whole thing just spiralled out of my hands… A lot of people said I went overboard with my response etc. I probably did because I was hurt and angry. Lots of people also advised me to let the thing go and forget about it. So my advice is to just toughen up and better keep your comments under surveillance. You can’t change stupid, jealous peoples minds or their behaviour… Unfortunately. But you have made many of us smile so many times, thank you for that 🙂 And keep up the good work!

  13. Sam March 3, 2010 at 6:08 pm #

    ist mir aber erst jetzt aufgefallen :p

    • mylanqolia March 6, 2010 at 6:31 pm #

      Nicht schlimm, denn schließlich habe ich den uralten Titel in meinem Header nie ins Zentrum gerückt. 🙂

  14. mylanqolia March 6, 2010 at 6:43 pm #

    @Andreia: Thanks for your encouraging words, hon! Guess what! I’ll do some more fun looks in the future to torment the terrorists’ eyes. Hahaha! 😉

    @Sanna: Oh, I’m absolutely sorry to read that you also were a victim of a terrorist (why the hell? Your nail designs are AMAZING). But don’t worry, I try to behave myself though I can’t prevent myself from showing them that they are the mean weirdos. 🙂
    Thanks so much, anyways, for your lovely words.

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